Blog Ephemera

I can’t think of a title, so I’m going w ‘illuminating’, except it is REALLY just part of a larger, more meaningless title. Ahem

September 18, 2007 · 6 Comments

Completely arbitrary anecdotes- a couple of recent conversations proceeded thusly:

Conversation One:

x: where’d you park the car?
me: wha? huh? wha?
x: where did you park the car?
me: wha? Oh, um *points*
me: um, you know (still pointing) er, left
me: (no longer pointing) in front of the crazy people house
x: ohh, ok.

Conversation Two:


x: you know I was thinking this morning I am so glad you’re not a wanker. How much would that suck?
me: I know!

Have been neglecting this blog a bit- not necessarily in posts as much as effort. Have stuff to say, but I find that so much of what I desire to write traverses the treatment of women in the media, disgusting men in real life (not to be confused with the lots of lovely men in existence, of course) and lately, the marginalisation of ‘class’ as a critical category in the sense of ‘race’, ‘gender’ and ’sexuality’. If my recent knob/elitism post wasn’t illuminating- I find myself confounded at that apocryphal notion of Australia as a ‘classless’ society, in which ‘equality’ apparently reigns supreme. Say, what? So yes, I would really just be repeating myself again… and again.

As a side note, have been loving the word ‘apocryphal’ lately, it is a startlingly useful word. As is ‘veracity’ (an old favourite), ‘verisimilitude’ (mainly because if I use it in the same sentence as ‘veracity’ I can claim to have alitterated with a ‘v’, mmm exciting I know) and ‘ontology’ (in essays). Words that I hate right now however are ‘event’ (don’t get me started), ‘metaphysics’, ’singularity’, and the worst of the lot, ‘judgment’.

Things that I like right now: sleep, chocolate, more sleep, crisp sheets, sleep, my brother’s company, and music. And tea, lots and lots of tea. Accordingly, the bathroom should also be listed here, since I seemingly need to pee every ten minutes as a result.

Things I don’t like right now (but ordinarily do) : ambiguity in sentences, ambiguity in thought, ambiguity in books.

Things I’m lamenting right now: that I’ve discovered the limits of my brain, and really, it ain’t that far out. Honestly, I keep slamming into the limits of my intelligence and it is shall I say, frustrating, because I’m just not ignorant enough to be blissful and I desire to do and be more than what I am actually capable of achieving. Gr.

Finally, have been so busy, sick, tired and erm, lazy that I haven’t really been reading people’s blogs and I have to say I kind of miss them. Even though the fashion blogs are killing me with the number of posts they keep adding to the count. I get it, it’s fashiony time! I know! I too am perusing the shows (mainly through style.com, and um, not like in the actual seats some of them get), but still, I know! no need to emphasize the point.

Currently unread items in google reader: 535. I’m tired just thinking about it.

Categories: Scattered Musings · Whimsical Musings

6 responses so far ↓

  • Scummy // September 18, 2007 at 9:27 pm | Reply

    you’re not a wanker?

    you have no idea what you’re missing out on.

  • Hayley // September 19, 2007 at 2:55 pm | Reply

    I concur with Scummy, wankery is an immensely enjoyable pastime. I seriously fear what my life would be like if I wasn’t a pretentious arsehole. I’d probably be eating less pie. Horror upon horror.

    I kind of think one of the functions of a blog is to repeat oneself, to return to the issues that form you, to restate and rehash one’s position, to detail how the issue and your responses to it evolve and change. But you know, whatever. I mostly write about movies and bands and cartoons, I’m not exactly a paragon of outraged virtue that’s allowed to dictate serious blog ettiquette.

    Off on tangent: having been exposed to so many poopy men lately, it really does hit home that the fellers I’m friends and/or accquainted with really are exempellary examples of male-folk. Or are at least vaguely tolerable.

  • jen // September 19, 2007 at 4:26 pm | Reply

    why hello Scummy: Ok, so let me qualify that it’s no fun being a figurative wanker.

    actually, like ‘gay’ it’s rather curious that it has become such a derogatory word

    Hayley: ok ok, so you’ve caught me out- it has nothing to do with the fact I don’t want to repeat myself, I’m just lazy. also I have such a short attention span, I get bored of myself and my own thoughts.

    and yes- I agree w the male thing. I’m sure you’d agree the guys you’ve met of my acquaintance are really very lovely specimens

  • Hayley // September 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm | Reply

    If I were you, I would be actually quite hesitant to introduce me to any more of your friends because they are all so awesome that I feel quite inclined to STEAL YOUR LIFE in order for them to be my friends.

    Watch your back down each dark alleyway, because I might be there. Stealin’ friends.

  • jen // September 20, 2007 at 8:53 pm | Reply

    !!! … considering how many alleyways I voluntarily traverse with you on a regular basis (it is Melbourne after all…), I should REALLY be careful.

    good thing you don’t look Asian, or speak (bad) Korean, or I’d really be worried

  • bella // September 22, 2007 at 10:12 am | Reply

    dude! nothing, just thought i’d say hello since haven’t seen/heard you in A WEEK!!! i propose some kind of outing involving good food soon ie this week
    love

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