I hate youse all. People suck. The world sucks. Everyone SUCKS… and this blog blows too. Why the hell are you here?
Yeah, remember when I wrote that I am at heart an optimist, a bit of a romantic even? No?, well it doesn’t matter, because screw that, the world is not full of enough decent, nice people to maintain anything but acute cynicism and extreme misanthropy.
Except B. I still love you best- mostly for writing this: “hahaha, you made me laugh out loud in class, thankfully most people have left already… So when you’ve been black and then come back do you still not go go go?”
Have a lovely weekend guys, you deserve it for not being complete arseholes (I can only assume- for any lurkers, I DO NOT wish a good weekend upon you, cos I’m guessing you guys suck- you know, guilty until proven innocent and all that).
6 responses so far ↓
steph // August 17, 2007 at 10:34 pm |
Um….well…..ok then. Hope next week is better for you.
Jobe // August 18, 2007 at 12:01 am |
Oh god… Pharoahe Monch…
*sigh*
*swoon*
*sigh*
Where are all the other girls like you?
bella // August 18, 2007 at 9:05 pm |
hee!
well hopefully some hot potato, arrested development and some bizarro cartoon about genetically engineered peanut-people helped…
love and more love
bella // August 18, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
ps. jobe – there ARE no other girls like jen, take it from someone who’s known this fact for a good ten years or so!
jen // August 18, 2007 at 9:50 pm |
Thanks Steph (you were not included in the bad weekend sentiments of course, *backtracks*)- although perhaps I should’ve mentioned I’m prone to exaggeration and hyperbole…
Jobe, I’d tell you if I knew… except it wouldn’t be much help cos I know no Sydney girls (sorry)- plus B is right, there are no other freaks like me (be relieved).
B, aw, I’d say I love you, but I think all the joy in me has been taken away by the peanut people… on the other hand arrested development was a pretty darn good remedy for what ailed me- so I think it all just evened out- ok, I lie, I’m much happier- am filled w love in fact. I think I may steal you and stick you in a bottle- you know, you’ll be Jeanie, I’ll be Major Nelson, you’ll saunter around in revealing outfits (except for when you’re pregnant, when you’ll just add extra layers of chiffon) tending to my every whim, while I try desperately to control your jealous ways…
Hayley // August 18, 2007 at 10:25 pm |
JENNIFER, ANTAGONISING THE INTERNET IS NEVER THE SOLUTION TO ANGER. ALTHOUGH IT IS EXTRAORDINARILY AMUSING.
I feel like descending upon you armed with delicious candies and movies populated with handsome boys in order to appease your cranky demons.
P to the S, I Dream of Jeannie analogy – best and most hilarious crack ever.
P to the double S, J’taime John Wayne, I HEART YOU!